Halawna, Oneisha: [pop up in the car Clarence stole] Surprise! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I kept this ring in hopes that one day you would accept it. So, what's cookin', good lookin'? I'm going to give you an 'A'. [Harriette laughs as Laura leaves the living room to help Mother Winslow get ready]. Whoo! [He leaves and minutes later Urkel is playing Danny Boy on his accordion]. Steve Urkel: I can't! [the photographer takes a snap shot of Eddie nerously laughing as Carl drives him away]. Laura Lee Winslow: Oh lord, you're gonna die. Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. The valet gave me a tip. Steve Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. You don't want to get fried. [music abruptly stops] Look at yourselves. Willie Fuffner: Because, he humiliated me! When I said my feelings for you might change, I was lying. Carl Otis Winslow: You know son, if Screwing Up ever became an Olympic event. I never got less than than an A. Steve Urkel: So, I can't live with that! And to top it all off you gave me an old card that I already have. and-so-the-balance-shifts-blog. Laura Lee Winslow: [as Laura Wigglesworth, pointing a gun at Johnny] The narration to finish! Cassie Lynn: Try me. That's the last time I do anything for anybody in this house. [Pulls him into a hug]. Laura Lee Winslow: If you're really my guardian angel, where're your wings and your harp? Harriette, THERE IS A CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM! "Nubbles Sucks Face with Nerd!". I almost went to the movies with Vicky Vanderfanny. Hey, you could be making this whole thing up! An illustration of a person's head and chest. Laura: [grabbing his arm] Ooh! "What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [Steve goes to answer the door] I'm going to consummate, I'm going to consummate. Remember last year when she bought that date with the retired underwear model. Steve Urkel: Well, because it's different. So, is it all right with you? Alright. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: O.k., but I'm not Home. It better be a dead relative in your excuse. When are you going to the store? Steve Urkel: [Talking to Eddie and his girlfriend] You heard her, you're all witnesses. No. That's why here I have compiled the sexiest and smart pick up lines to use on guys to make them interested in you! "Will you marry me for just one night?" 7. [Carl hits the mantel] Carl. Ordinarily, I like a table right next to the water. From 1989 to 1998 (via IMDb ), White . Rachel Crawford: How 'bout double the usual? But honey, let's put a positive spin on it. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How'd that happen? Laura: Maybe not, there has to be some guy who doesn't have a date. Carl Otis Winslow: How about if I convince Laura to go out on a date with you. An illustration of a horizontal line over an up pointing arrow. THIS? Allison: Look, we're just having a little harmless fun. [Puts his jacket on and heads to the Door], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I may get F's, but, by God, I earn them! Wha? Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Let me tell you something though Weasel. I could hear him sobbing in his suspension chamber. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cornelius Eugene Urkel, you have better find a good excuse to leave town soon. Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure what day is this? You can do it! Wha? There's a lot of bad pickup lines out there. Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. He doesn't have the advantages to see how good the cops are like our kids have. OGD now knows the police aren't enemies]. [does Steve's laugh and snort]. Steve Urkel: Did I mention my dad knows Wayne Newton? Laura: Thank you, Steve. Steve is the perfect son. Steve Urkel: Waldo, how could you do this to me? We'll go camping together some other time. I can assure you that we Urkels are a fine, old family, with a proud name. No. Steve Urkel: [while Laura and Maxine hit Steve with two Boston Cream Pies] No, AAH!, WAAAH! Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. Carl Otis Winslow: Yes and that's not all. [cries]. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, your old man's read a book or two. Rachel Crawford: Thanks Steve. Big guys have never played keep away with your hat on a cold day. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: No no no no no. [strikes a pose] Laura? Laura: That you'll never go into outer space again, Steve Urkel: Only when we kiss, Laura Lee, only when we kiss [they passionately kiss]. I can almost see what you had for lunch! Harriette Winslow: Are your parents happy with the new you? Stefan Urkelle: Go home, go home, GO HOME! Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. I probably had the heater up on high and they wilted. Steven Quincy "Steve" Urkel. More like The Repulsions. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: The Snooze Juice. Laura: Let's eat everything and see if he can take a joke! [kisses Laura] Love you. Steve Urkel: [Pointing to the floor] Him. Would you reward me with a kiss? All kids 7 and up go to Eddie's room and play Nintendo. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I couldn't even go in. Not when it's swirling around a porcelain tank. That wasn't a rock video. Curtis Williams: Laura, great timing. Stefan Urquelle. That's all. [Greg leaves as Willie walks in with Waldo and the crowd boos him. Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. He woke me up too. Eddie: Did Halle Berry return my phone call? On the way to the Sizzle Club, I took a little detour to the precinct. But, I'd be willing to pay you. This causes Steve, Waldo and Weasel to leave and Eddie laughs nervously]. Steve Urkel: Actually, it was my dad who said that. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [shocked] And he brought hooters! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: It was Jan Matzeliger, in 1883. They just love juicy gossip. Carl: Overreact? I have feelings. Steve Urkel: I've fallen and I can't get up! Laura: Sure. Steve Urkel: Laura? Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike. But I recognized him right away. I'm getting dizzy. And we practiced for six minutes! You think she'll really kiss Steve? He's usually knee deep in dead mosquitoes. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, The real Psycho Twins would have still been in the ring wrestling, If It wasn't for Your stupid sleepy juice. I've had more food than this stuck in between my teeth. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? Harriette Winslow: No, Carl let's call it what it really is, Cheap and Lazy. Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. Stefan and Myra of left stunned]. Web. Chain: It occurs to me that you could be wired. [skips away from Stefan and Myra towards the elevator. Laura Lee Winslow: What're you guys going to see at the dinner theater? I wanna read it to my mom. Steve Urkel: What? If I remember correctly, the safest place to be during a nuclear explosion is in a reinforced basement. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. It was your free safety. Steve Urkel: I bought two tickets to a concert that Laura wants to go to and offered to take her as my, get this, date! Money has germs on it. Steve Urkel: Why, sure! Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I'm missing the parade. You'll never know how much time you'll have together. At a party, once, he clamped cables to his earlobes and jump-started a Volkswagen. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Willie Makeit? Then Urkel shows up with Eddie and Carl and the crowd cheers for him]. Harriette Winslow: Carl Otis Winslow, I'm ashamed of you. Harriette: Judy, finish your Brussels sprouts. Judy Winslow: Who wants to read about cheese? Laura: Wait a second. The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. "I heard you are looking for a stud. Steve Urkel: Mmm, steak. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. Carl: Rachel, you're putting entirely too much filling in those. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Oh, no buts! [Laura walks in the door dressed up in a stereotypical nerd fashion. Steve Urkel: [panicked] um perhaps you mean "biosphere"? [picks up a single serving container of gross looking food in the cafeteria]. Harriette Winslow: Oh lord. I think I'm gonna have to fire Waldo, Steve. [Waldo has just given Eddie a list of IOU at Mighty Weenie]. Carl, someone parked their own piece of junk in our driveway. In the latter half of Family Matters, Steve started staying with the Winslows as his parents didn't want him around. But, it's only a compliment and it doesn't mean anything more than that. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Yes, those were very confusing times. Harriette Winslow: [retrieves a coupon from her purse] Ohhh no no no, Carl! Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Oh man I didn't think you were this cool. ", Harriette Winslow: She looked at me with tears in her eyes, and she said "Why, Mom?". Waldo: [pause] Wow! Chocum hi chip chok!". Well, why didn't you tell me? Harriette Winslow: You can't blame them for walking, Eddie. Think of the possibilities.". Willie Fuffner: That's different, you're my friend. Carl Otis Winslow: [Has just gotten wind of Eddie's flyer party] Edward! [Eddie groans as Carl walks in to brighten his mood], [Eddie leaves with Carl to hang out with him. Eddo. What do you use to get weighed, a postage scale? Now, I may have taken a sip of my mom's coffee, but I Chain: I'm talkin' about the other kind of wired! Could you write that 'A' down on a piece of paper? You understand? Steve Urkel: Why, I can see the headlines now! It is always tomorrow with that boy. We were just having a little fun. I can't! Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: I'll bet that's what the bug was thinking, too! I wish I'd never done it. Some of our pickup lines are real-life applicable. Carl Otis Winslow: You know you were rude to that guy, Harriette. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. Why she is woman, hear me roar. Join. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? You think I'm fat. Richie Crawford: I can break all this stuff. Myra Monkhouse: Eddie, Waldo? I wanna take it home and read it to my mom. You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. Cornelius Eugene Urkel aka OGD: Serious. You had an accident. I never got an 'A' before. Harriette Winslow: No, you don't have to remind me of nothing. Steve Urkel: Your Honor, I would like to call Waldo Faldo! I'm not your personal doormat. Laura: Just let me fall! How much will that cost me? Can you carry me home? Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Laura Lee Winslow: I don't know, and quite frankly, I'm tired of thinking about it. Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk. Ha ha! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Would you shut your filthy mouth! I bought a new dress and you say you can't take me? What's for dinner, milk and cookies? Steve Urkel: Whoa. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [talking to Eddie] Man, they didn't even know who we were. Harriette Winslow: Is this your snowmobile? Steve Urkel: You said, "Get a life, Steve", A week ago you would have said, "Get a life, TURBONERD". Raoul asked me out, but I told him that I was happily married. Lt.Murtaugh: Do you know that woman Winslow? He held operations in Chicago. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [He walks towards Eddie and pulls out a folded flyer he took out of his pant pocket. All these people think the party is tonight. Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Steve Urkel: [points to Eddie] His words, not mine. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. Steve Urkel: No, I don't like to disturb anyone. [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]. "Tomorrow Dad!" It was the most terrifying five minutes of my life, second only to watching Lord of the Dance! Carl: I just had the worst day of my entire life. Laura: Not when the bomb is in the basement with you! [walks into the bathroom]. Dr. Goodrich: Ms. Crawford, I am a medical doctor, not a carnival act! We're having big fun here. My parents play this with me all the time! You're setting a bad example for the kids. [Willie grabs Waldo and takes him with the cops who arrested them], [Steve has humiliated Willie at the party that he grabs a small glass of Vodka and pours it into Urkel's cup]. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Carl] Worse. Steven Quincy Urkel: Come on, yeast! CNN Actor Jaleel White is joining the growing list of celebrities who have launched a cannabis brand. Laura Lee Winslow: [Faces Ty] Steve is my brother? Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. He finished his Christmas shopping weeks ago and never asked me for a penny. But just to be sure, I'm going downstairs to check the dictionary. Urkelbot: [Joe Friday Impression] Just the facts, ma'am. Steve Urkel: From my stay-away fund. Old money has more wrinkles! [Rachel walks into the living room with Richie's broken penguin beak, coutesy of a jealous Judy]. Edward! Harriette Winslow: Well, Eddie said something came up, but he promised he'd empty the trash tomorrow. Self respect. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: No. Laura: Girl, have you ever seen the hair salon so crowded? Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It's a tradition in the Urkel family to not consummate the marriage for three months. He's a very large man who should be here any minute now. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the next name]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Next Saturday. I'm in college. Rachel Crawford: Maybe you could come back when your voice has changed. Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. You're always sorry. Can you imagine that? Ms. Steuben: Steve, it's not a good sign when you have to give your bread a pep talk. It seems the guy that you purchased your stereo equipment from didn't want you to fill in any important paper work. Steven Quincy Urkel: Gee, I don't know, the speedometer only goes to thirty. People stopped and starred, called me names, and some even spit at me. Cassie Lynn: That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? Steve Urkel: Well, Laura doesn't want a date with me. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's a work of Harriette, get it, Art, Harriette? How about the next round we switch colors? Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. You showed me a picture of your dog. Undaunted, Steve switches the station to polka music and ends up having a good time dancing with Waldo and Maxine], Carl: By the way, thanks for letting me use your chamber, Stefan. Overall, Steve's good intentions trump his flaws and give the audience a plethora of laughs every time he comes onscreen and says, "Did I do that?" Without Steve Urkel, Family Matters would have been overlooked as just another TGIF Friday night comedy show. Steve Urkel: Why, of course it can! Here is the updated version of every line of Urkel's famous: "I've fallen and I can't get up" line from the show Family Matters.Here are the episodes in orde. Steve Urkel: [Steve picks up the cord to the satelite dish] Sloppy, Sloppy, Sloppy! Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Steve Urkel: How tough am I? Harriette Winslow: [Eddie got pulled over by the cops, and a ticket] What was the problem? Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! Ms. Steuben: [after seeing Waldo's assignment] Waldo, this is superior work. Steve Urkel: [Climbs over the balcony and falls] Oh! Midway through the first season, the show introduced the Winslows' nerdy neighbor Steve Urkel (Jaleel White), who quickly became its breakout character and eventually the show's main character. Ms. Steuben: Uh, excuse us just a minute. [Waldo nods as Eddie goes to the last one]. Laura: [as Steve and Laura walk in, the guests gasp again] Steve, everyone gasped. Then instead of admitting it, you let us spread a log in Lake Michigan. Laura Lee Winslow: Most people don't know that. My zipper." 5. This library card is proof that ONE person can make a difference. Carl, you given me a half-eaten box of candy. Clean up your room Edward. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Hey Steve, Was'sup? Steve Urkel: Ms Steuben, you taught Laura to slow down and stop taking short cuts. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo! Carl Otis Winslow: [Gasps] Why of all the low down Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Calm down, Carl. aries: "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's the whole school! Addeddate 2019-09-04 04:56:23 Identifier steveurkel_201909 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. 11 days ago. Carl and Eddie are also shocked too]. Verbs are our friends. He just told you to get lost. This isn't right Weasel. Laura Lee Winslow: [Laura grabs Steve and his clone on their ears] Okay, let's take a moment and figure out what we learned here. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: How did she die? Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. Steve Urkel: [Hanging on a ledge] I've fallen and I can't get up! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Ok, you talked me into it. Now hit the sack. No. Kanye West name-dropped "Family Matters" star Steve Urkel on his My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy track, "Dark Fantasy." However, Ye originally thought a similar line rapped by T-Pain was "corny," the "Buy U A Drank" singer claims.. As reported by HipHopDX on Tuesday (Sept. 7), T-Pain says Ye stole the concept for the Urkel-referencing line after hearing a similar lyric on his . Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Steve Urkel: [last lines of the series] Do I get a welcome home kiss? Mont gio sam eea!". Alex Phillips: How 'bout you put your money where your mouth is. Steve Urkel: I can't help it, Laura. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? That's Lt. Murtaugh. Steve Urkel: I just called my uncle at the Pentagon. I love this lady [Laura] and I can come over here anytime I want to and you can't stop me! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The Nineties. Steve Urkel: [Rushed] That's all. We all stand nice and quiet until Gramps and Granny make it legal. Steve looks at Laura], [At The Winslow home in the alternate world]. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Listen, Melissa may not be a cover girl. Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! Laura: Let me tell you something. [looks over to the busted parts of the transformation chamber]. Carl: What? then removes his hand]. You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! White, known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom "Family Matters," is. Eddie didn't have to come back here and confess. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That's one month longer than they taught it to me. Laura: You know, I shouldn't be mingling with the opposition, but I just wanted to tell you how handsome you look under fluorescent lighting. Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! No. [removes Carl's napkin from his shirt and tosses it on the coffee table]. Rachel Crawford: Well at least we know where it is. Do these guys have game? I'm getting penalized because I'm emotionally stable! Come here, let me give you some sugar. Sure, it may cover your hiney, but if you make a habit of it, you've got a serious problem. Laura: Science class. Steve Urkel: [reading] "No mouth breathing, no snorting, no drooling". 7. Carl will understand. Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. Then, you broke my car, and it cost me every cent I got to fix it and rent this "delightful" room here at the "Fleabag Inn". Suppose I made it happen. Carl: Typical. No Traffic. As played by Jaleel White, the ultra-nerdy teenager with his whiney voice, awkward walk, pants rolled up high, and apprehensive catchphrase "Did I do. Me and Laura went ice skating together. Rachel Crawford: I'll just take your word for it. My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. To be quite frank I was embarrassed and so were all the other customers. Laura: Steve, did you eat that moldy cheese? Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. Excuse me Waldo, is there something written on your arm? What did you do? Harriette: [still unsympathetic towards Eddie's selfishess] Fair? Eddie: No, grandma. Laura: Waldo, what's with Steve, he's acting wierd, even for him! This has never happened before. A heart that hurts. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. "Tomorrow, Dad!" Laura: Look, I owe you an apology. But Waldo messed up and put the wrong date on the flyers. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Uh no, Waldo, state your name. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: How could you mess this up? Rachel Crawford: Steve, are you sure you're okay? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [not knowing Steve and Laura saw each other naked] All right, chicken. [Laura has stuffed her bra with Eddie's socks], Steve Urkel: [entering] Hi gang! 36 Steve Urkel ideas | steve urkel, humor, funny Steve Urkel 36 Pins 11y N Collection by Nadia Hussein Similar ideas popular now Humor Funny Funny Quotes Chemistry Humor Nerd Humor Funny Charts When You Cant Sleep Lol Bahaha Clean Humor I Love To Laugh True Stories How To Fall Asleep Funny Jokes All the TIME!!!!
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